So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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