his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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