well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?