Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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