I hate all girls vehemently.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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