Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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