did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In other news, I just burned my penis
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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