she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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