Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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