she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize