Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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