At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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