Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We're too hungover to prance.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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