I'm so fucking centered right now
Me too!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
