I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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