also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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