i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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