I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm going to jail i love you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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