dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Someone signed my nipple.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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