Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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