FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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