How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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