Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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