I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0