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  My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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  Prove it.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.

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• (818): View more from California

  That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina

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  I'm teaching my cat to play fetch

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  Yep, it's a friday

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  ayo

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  its like you know when i get waxed

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