I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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