she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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