listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am available for nakedness
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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