i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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