My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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