I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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