The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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