i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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