No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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