its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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