Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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