What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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