i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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