New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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