I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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