so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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