The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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