My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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