what day is it and did you see me today?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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