She's JV to your varsity
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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