I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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