oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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