I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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