haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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