Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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