why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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