Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
