I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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