A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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