Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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