Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
