The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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