I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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