I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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