and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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