We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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